| Thanks to the ingenuity of Louisiana
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| | corn to double in volume or value. If
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| Democrat William Jefferson, several
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| | they look at you queerly, explain that
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| innovations have been introduced to keep
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| | you're there because of advice you
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| your money safe. Jefferson expanded the
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| | received while visiting Mental
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| idea of cold, hard cash, and took it one
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| | Dimensions. If that doesn't take away the
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| step further by freezing it, thereby
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| | teller's look of puzzlement, throw a
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| causing his own cash to become even
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| | frozen bag of peas at his or her face and
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| colder and harder.My company will be
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| | run away very quickly.During your
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| selling plastic bags, specially
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| | running, you may need a place to hide. If
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| formulated to freeze cash safely and
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| | you pass by an appliance store, duck
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| prevent freezer-burn. These bags,
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| | inside and quickly search for a freezer
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| however, will be opaque. You'll be able
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| | to hide in. Make sure the freezer is
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| to label them as "turkey," "beef," or any
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| | plugged into an outlet and turned on
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| other food you can imagine. A casual
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| | before you hop inside. If you're carrying
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| glance inside your freezer will only
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| | any loose change on you, quickly throw it
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| reveal dark colored bags, and not the
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| | inside a nearby refrigerator. Remember
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| fortune you've acquired from
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| | the rule of thumb we've obtained from
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| bribery.After you've labelled your
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| | William Jefferson: "Cash needs to be
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| "bags," be sure to write down a legend.
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| | frozen, but spare change needs only light
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| For example: turkey = $1000 in twenties,
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| | refrigeration."Rumor has it that
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| beef = $10,000 in hundreds, and so forth.
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| | Jefferson's next investment strategy will
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| Tape the legend in a secure place,
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| | be to drown his remaining money into the
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| another major appliance perhaps. The top
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| | freezing waters of the Arctic Ocean. Any
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| of your microwave oven is one option.
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| | interest earned will then be stored in
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| Another secret location to hide your
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| | containers filled with frozen nitrogen.
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| treasure map could be inside your
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| | His bail is expected to be set anywhere
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| dishwasher. Perhaps you could even buy a
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| | from 50,000 ice cubes - 150,000 sirloin
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| second freezer and hide it inside, along
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| | steaks.Andy Alt
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| with your actual frozen meats and
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| | Mental Dimensions
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| vegetables.Once you have your money and
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| treasure map stored safely, go to your
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| | A humor column for people who enjoy
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| bank and tell them you'd like to make a
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| | observational humor, political farce,
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| deposit. Then throw up five pounds of
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| | comedy editorials, satire and spoof,
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| ground beef and two frozen bags of corn
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| | along with an occasional dose of non
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| onto the teller's window. Ask the teller
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| | humor.
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| how long it will take for your beef and
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