No Scrub Cow Was Ever Mangled to Death by a Train!

Its amazing how the worth of a persons worldlygraveyard if there had been money to buy something
goods goes up when there's a possibility that the lossnew.
they have suffered may be compensated by anBefore most of today's claim-conscious tribe was
insurance company.born, the gullibility of railroads was tested every time a
As any insurance adjuster will tell you, the people aretrain hit a cow who had the poor judgment to get on
few and far between who will admit to losing shoddythe tracks. No scrub cow was ever mangled to death
merchandise by theft, fire or other disaster.by a train. The deceased was always the best animal
A stolen coat is by no means an ordinary garment asin the herd and definitely worth more than market
the label would plainly show. This assumption is fairlyvalue. Why such valuable livestock wasn't kept under
safe since the label disappeared with the coat andlock and key never altered the fact that much money
now who is to know? Only coats of recent origin fallshould change hands.
into the hands of the unscrupulous. In lieu of a sales slipSettling an insurance claim often becomes a battle of
to date the age of the garment, there is a glowingwits as the search continues for truth which must be
description of a coat almost new - worn a couple ofhidden somewhere under a mass of exaggerated
times, once to church and once to grandma's funeral.verbiage.
Household goods will decrease in age in increase inIf the claim is paid, the company man is a gentleman
value when they have been "burgled" or burned. Onlyand a scholar. If he turns thumbs down or limits
brand names that speak of the highest quality havecompensation, he is either a heel, a tightwad or a
been lost and should be paid for on that basis.crook, or a combination of all three. Using the fallacy
The loser may ease their conscience by admitting thatthat two wrongs make a right, some claimants justify
the stuff they lost had been subject to some wear ortheir actions as a means of what they consider
tear, but because of age it had become a family"ill-gotten gains."
heirloom.We seem to remember that Robin Hood had this
"These items can never be replaced," the loser moans.same idea of taking from the rich and giving it to the
This may be a true statement. Without going to thepoor. Hopefully, the majority of those seeking insurance
city dump, it might be impossible to duplicate furnishingscompensation have the integrity to tell it like it is when
in the same state of dilapidation. Nearer to the truth ina loss occurs. But there seems to be a growing
many cases would be the fact that the items lostnumber of those who have adopted dishonesty as
were given to the family by in laws or some othertheir best policy and this shows up in the rates all of us
family member when they started housekeeping andhave to pay.
they would long ago have been hauled to the furniture